Tears

Kabhi Laga Wo Hume Sata Rahe He,

Kabhi Laga ke Wo karib Aa Rahe He,

Kuch Log Hote He Ansuo ki Tarh He,

Pata Hi Nahi Lagta sath De Rahe

He ya Chhod ke ja Rahe Hai..

Log kyu karte hai pyar?

Jo hasaye woh dost, jo rulaye woh pyar,

Jo jhuke woh dost, jo jhukaye woh pyar,

Jo manaye woh dost, jo sataye woh pyar,

Phir bhi dosti chhod ke log kyu karte hai pyar?

Can u bring that moon for me?

Girl- Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho? 

Boy- kya kru

Girl- mere liye chand la

skte ho?

Boy- fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghoomega..?

Don’t miss a chance to express love

The people who r loved,
deserve to know the people who love them,
don’t miss a chance to express love,
becoz hearts are broken when words are un spoken...

Height of Facebook Status update

‎1 admi ki wife mar gayi.....
Dost usko chup karwaane ke bad:-"tujhe kuch chahiye"??
Admi- yaar laptop le aa.......
Dost- sb kuch thik to hai???
Admi- are yaar facebook pe status to single kar du........

Mai Bhi Insan Tha

Raho me Jab Nikle to rasta Veeran Tha

Ek Taraf Abadi Thi 1Tarf Qubristan Tha,

Har Veeran Qabr Ka Yehi Bayan Tha

Dekh Ke Chal Musafir Kabhi Mai Bhi Insan Tha

where the hell girls are going?

I wonder,
Every next girl i meet is 
COMMITTED with someone




and every next boy i talk to
is single.




So where the hell girls are going?

Facebook fever

FaceBooK FeVeR:-
OnCe a GuY UpDaTeD HiS sTaTus aS:
"I aM GonNa sLeeP iN GarDen ToNigHT!! :o :c 8|


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AfTeR SoMeTiMe,,


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21 MosQuioToeS LiKeD HiS StaTuS..!! :D :0
LoLLzzZ!!

i ♥ мY fRieNDzz

"The glory of Friendship is not in the outstretched hand, 
nor the kindly smile, 

nor the joy of companionship; 
it is in the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him." 
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Just to say i ♥ мY fRieNDzz...

Peaceful good night

A bed of clouds for U to sleep,

Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,

Angels from heaven singing lullabiesfor U,

May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.

“Good Night”

luv with broken heart

Q:Wat is luv? * * * *

A:Luv is wen

sum1 breaks ur heart n d most

amazing thing is tat u still luv them

wid every broken piece...!

smiling night

Aap jo haso to duniya has jaye

Aap ki hasi is dil mein bas jaye

Hogi mulakat kal phir aapse

Yeh soch ker hi dil mein mere

khushiyon ka ras ghul jaye

Good Night Sweet Dreams…

you are so beautiful

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell

You don't know

Oh Oh

You don't know you're so beautiful

Rose of missing you

2) In The Flower My Rose Is You,

In The Flower My Rose Is You,

In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,

In The Sky My Moon Is You,

I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,

That's Why I Always MISS YOU

Ladki chalu hai

English grammar teacher- "wo ladki sab ladkon se hans hans kar baat karti hai "Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?
Student- sir, ladki "CHALLU" hai.

Brief discription of knowing a girl

Understanding a girlis like....






Downloading a 1GB file with 2kbps speed....






& when you have downloaded 95%,
you will get an error......!!
:P

See the Difference boys and girls

See the difference-

2 girls wearing same top,
'Dat stupid bitch copied my style.. Sali copycat..'

2 boys wearing same Tshirt,

'Are mera bhai aa gaya re' :-)

HAPPY LOHRI 2012

Tan mein masti
Mann mein umang.
Dekar sabko apnapan
Gud mein jaise meethapan.
Hokar saath hum Udayen PATANG
Aur bhar len aakash mein apne rang.
Aapko aur aapke parivar ko Makar Sankranti ki Haardik Shubhkaamnaye!

U r always with me

Tu gham naa karr..

Teri mehak naa sahi ..

Teri aawaz toh hai..

Tu naa sahi

Terri harr baat toh hai !

tu Gham naa karr..

teri justaju na sahi

teri wafa toh hai..

tera haath mere haath naa sahi

teri dua toh hai !!

Teri tarah jeena seekh liya he mene

Ab na hum kisi ki yaadon me Khoyenge,

Ab na hi raaton ko uth-uth ke Royenge,

Ab hum ne bhi aap ki tarha jina sikh liya hai,

Ab hum bhi raat ko chain se Soyenge.

Amazing fact of Student's life

Students life and their Moments

Most irritating moment: Morning alarms

Most dreadful journey: Way to class :(

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Most lovely time: Meeting friends!

Most tragic news: Test in 1st period

Most wonderful news: Teacher is

absent ;)

Most relaxing area: BACKBENCHERS :-)

Most funny moment: Teacher cracks a

joke and nobody laughs..:P:p:P

who will win? husband or wife?

A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy?

Argument Ended

Technical Relationship

Now-a-days peoples and relationships are like bluetooth.

If you stay close they stay connected,

And if u go away they find new devices!

If u love then fight

If someone truly loves you

They wont make you feel

like you have to

constantly fight for their attention.

Care wasn't their need

"Deepest care is the biggest sorrow in this world, Never care a person more than ur life.

it'll hurt u a lot when u realize that ur care wasn't their need"

Heart Touching Love Story

1 Din Chidiya Boli: Mujhe Chor Kar Kabhi Tum Urr To Nahi Jaaoge?

Chida: Urr Jaaon To Tum Pakar Lena, …

Chidiya: Main Tumhe Pakar Sakti Hoon, Par Phir Pa Nahi Sakti,

Chida Ki Aankh0n Mein Aansu Aa Gaye Ussne Apne Pankh Torr Liye,

Aur Bola: Ab Hum Hamesha Saath Rahenge.

1 Din Bohut Zor Se Toofaan Aaya Chidiya Urrne Lagi,

Tabhi Chida Bola: Tum Urr Jaao Main Nahi Urr Sakta 

Chidiya: Apna Khayal Rakhna Keh Kar Urr Gayi,

Jab Toofaan Thama Aur Chidiya Wapis Aayi To Ussne Dekha K,

Chida Mar Chuka Tha Aur 1 Daali Par Likha Tha,
Kaash TUM Aik Baar To Kehti K, Main Tumhe Nahi Chor Sakti,

To Shayad Main Toofaan Aane Se Pehle Nahi Marta 

"Like if dis story made you cry"

distance never seprates 2 hearts

Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am, to have someone so special to miss...

Smoker's Thinking

Ek smoker""""ne kaha hai "Jindagi Cigrate ki tarah he, enjoy karo... Warna jal to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho jayegi.!

MISS YOU

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because
You Always Remain close to my HEART
and far from my EYES.

GOOD NIGHT FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL

Its night time and the whole world is asleep,
But caring hearts are awake thinking about special ones like you.
Good Night!!

G.O.O.D N.I.G.H.T

G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

friendship

Friend ship is not about whom you have known longest
who came first or
who care the best,
its all about
who came and never left.

Love is Everything

When you love someone, its nothing. When someone loves you, its somthing. When you love someone & they love you back, its everything

Healthy 2012

May Your Hair, Your Teeth, Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And Your Stocks Not Fall;

And May Your Blood Pressure, Your Triglycerides, Your Cholesterol, Your White Blood Count And Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise.

Happy Healthy New Year 2012

Good day and good luck

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Hello, Wake up

Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of "GOOD MORNING" wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Policman and Car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Who I am?

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...... Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!! ... Junior: no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to? Boss: no! Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

Stylish Happy new year message

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